Polar Opposites Webcomic

Let me start by saying that I am not a big fan of negativity. That is why I do my best to keep everything on Polar Opposites light hearted and positive. Occasionally I’ll even sprinkle in just a tiny bit of humor. So today’s blog post is intended to put a positive spin on a negative subject. You guessed it, I’m talking about hatred, pure undying, blood curdling hatred. Which is surprisingly easy to achieve. All that is required of you in ordered to make others loath your entire existence is to simply drive the speed limit. This will evoke utter distain and disgust in even a complete stranger.

I myself tend to follow speed limits and for that I am stabbed by a multitude of death dealing eye daggers when I’m on the road. I guess all I can do is apologize for being a law abiding citizen striving to make the roads safer, while at the same time keeping my family and I safe. How could I be so inconsiderate?

Today’s comic is inspired by what I’m calling the “Hatchling Effect”. Like in all those movies and cartoons where the baby hatches, or is born and is immediately drawn to the first person they come in contact with. Hence a lifelong bond is formed, or is it? If this were truly the way of life, wouldn’t there be a lot of doctors being tailgated by a train of crawling babies saying, “Momma, Momma, Momma.” Seeing as doctors are normally the first ones to have contact with a newborn baby. Although it does seem to have a greater effect on babies which hatch from an egg (for anyone is unsure, this excludes humans .)

I guess I will just have to raid the hen house and get an egg myself in order to truly test this “Hatchling Effect.” That is if I could fight the urge for a breakfast omelet.